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It’s not too often that one can dream about a monkey riding a sheep and wake up laughing, but I’m glad I did! This is the first time in a while that I’ve woken up in a positive mood.
Thanks for absolutely nothing, Boehner. You have no control of your caucus, and no power within your own party. You allowed the TP to bully you into submission, and now you have nothing to show for your time as Speaker of the House but empty bottles and a trail of tears. You have presided over the worst Congress in history. For that, you can only blame yourself. The next time you go back to your district, you need to look each and every one of your constituents in the eyes and explain to them why you allowed a tiny minority to take the American political process hostage in order to impose their own myopic, narrow-minded views on the rest of the nation, but I doubt you will. Former Speaker Pelosi still wields a bigger gavel.